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PI Stories - Season 2 (Humor)

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The following stories are glimpses from the lighter moments that I encountered while interviewing MBA aspirants. (* This post might get updated* ) PI Stories #1 Q - What is your strength? Candidate - I am deterministic. Me (in my mind)- * Word-meaning nahi pata to kyu show-off kar raha * PI Stories #2 Q - What are your strengths? Candidate - I am Diploma-tic. Q - Why do you think being Diplomatic could be a strength? Candidate - Because IIMs offer a 'Diploma'. Me (slow claps)- * you are the next Bill Gates, my Buoy! * PI Stories #3 Q - Tell me any one female chief minister from any state of India. Candidate - 'Mayawati' Me- * She is a prominent figure indeed * PI Stories #4 Q - Why do you want to do an MBA? Candidate - I want to start my own B-School. Me - * I see !* PI Stories #5 Q- Why do you want to do an MBA? Candidate - I want to be successful! Q- What is your definition of success? Candidate - Something that gives me happiness! Q...

Digital Patriotism

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Gone are the days when soldiers used to engage in a combat to protect the motherland by proving their supremacy in power, strength, strategy and patriotism. Uninstalling mobile application, de-rating Official Facebook pages and trending hash tags, are the new age war tactics by ‘Social Media Warriors’ or the Digital Patriots. In the past few months, we have come across an interesting social behaviour where Netizens participate in a social media war. Similar to a nation having three forms of defense i.e.; Army, Navy and Air Force; Netizens have it in the form of Facebook, Twitter and Google play store. In fact, ‘Angel Priya’ has replaced the ‘Guerrilla warfare technique’. Digital patriots are night owls, whose patriotism boils up after finishing off their everyday chores. They peek into others’ life for dessert. These warriors suddenly start feeling bad about everything in the world. They poke in their nose to criticize all the policies without any logic. Apparently, lack of ...

PI Stories - Season 1 (Humor)

The following stories are glimpses from the lighter moments that I encountered while interviewing MBA aspirants. PI stories #10 Corruption is not bad. It is just illegal. #ImeanSeriously PI stories #9 Every MBA aspirant has been a leader in his friends group and decided to do MBA thereafter. #YourOwnStory PI stories #8 Every candidate want to do MBA to give a kick to their career. #PayChequeYouMean PI stories #7 An MBA aspirant will accept the campus placement offer, only to reject it and pursue entrepreneurship thereafter. #EntrepreneurshipIsAbuzzWord PI stories #6 There are three categories of IIM that exist today among student community - "Old, New and Baby". Apparently, they will call the upcoming IIMs as 'foetus IIM'. #AfterThat? PI stories #5 Every MBA aspirant thinks that his hobby is 'reading books' after reading Chetan Bhagat. #YouRealisedHowUselessYourGraduationWas PI stories #4 I want to do MBA in HR because I am the eldest amo...